macam mana nak mulakan cerita. Aku tertidur pada waktu petang dan tibe-tibe aku termimpi pasal seorang lelaki yang amat aku minat. He is the guy in THE TRUTH page.
May 16, 2011
DREAMS CAN ALSO BECOME REALITY
macam mana nak mulakan cerita. Aku tertidur pada waktu petang dan tibe-tibe aku termimpi pasal seorang lelaki yang amat aku minat. He is the guy in THE TRUTH page.
Posted by wany shawney ridzuan at 6:40 PM 1 comments
THANK YOU ALLAH FOR SENDING ME THIS GUY TO ME. ALHAMDULILLAH.
Farqhan. He was so worried about me going to the new college and that is in brickfield right.
He said: Sayang pergi sana daily ker?
I: Taklah bie. Maybe kelas 2 or 3 times a week.
Him: You dengan siape study sane?
Me: I sorang jew. Bie, i naek public transport taw. sebab senang. Sebelah KL sentral jew college tuh.
Him: What? Why? you kan ada kereta. Pakailah kereta.
Me : Bahayalah bawak kereta area tuh. Tuh kan tempat India and banyak penagih dadah situ. Takowt if i bawak kereta sorang and dorang buat macam2 how??
Him: Pastuh u naek public transport and jalan kaki??
Me : yup.
Him: No. You naik kereta and parking betul2 in front of your college. Full Stop.
Me : hmm. ok.
Him: i doa kan you supaya selamat sana. Nothing to worry okey sayang? Muahxoxo Love you.
Me : okey :(
Him: If anything happen, Call me straight away and i'll be there. Tapi 2 jam baru sampailahh.
Me : sengallah bie.
It was so sweet of him but seriously, it is better for me to use the public transport. Tak Payah risau pasal minyak, tol. Hmm.. But i dont want to disobey him, so okey. I use my car.
Another conversation between me and him.
Him: sayang, sayang dah start college nanti mesti meet new guy right?
Me : No lah bie. I stick with you. Kalau you taknak orang lain kacau i, IKATLAH i cepat2. senang cerita.
Him: Are you serious?
Me: yup
Him: Tunggu ekonomi i stabil dulu okey? then you akan jadi i punye. Don't your parents mind kalau kita tunang dulu mase you tengah study?
Me : tunang pon takpe. BHAHAHAH. Lagypon tunang jewkan bukan kahwin. KAN KAN KAN
Him:Owh tengoklah nanty okey? Tunggu ekonomi i stabil.
Me : bie, i xksh lah kalau mase tunang kite buat murah2 sebab cinta kita dah mahal dah bie.
Him: alhamdulillah. We discuss it later okey baby?
As korang taw. Kiteorg just cakap pasal tunang. But we not going to be engage yet. Dont worry. Tapi HE IS MINE. IF YOU GUYS TOOK HIM FROM ME. I SWEAR TO GOD, I WIL SHUFF YOU FACE INSIDE THE TOILET BOWL AND KICK YOU ASS BITCH.
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May 15, 2011
THE TRUTH
The truth about what?
1. Love
I truly love you but im scared to tell you because right now you have someone else. I TRULY love you when you calm me down. I truly love you when you respect my mom. I also TRULY love you when you speak in romantic voices to me. BUT that is just a moment because like i said. You got a girlfriend and i dont think you would leave her. Because she is 100 TIMES better than me.
YOU HAVE TO KNOW ONE THING. I TRULY LOVE YOU .....................
2. Am i single or double?
Right now, i'm DOUBLE. THAT MEANS I'M MARRIED. You guys must think, what a whore she is right? because she love some other guy. OKEY. Sometimes we don't get what we want in this world. We just have to accept what is there in front of us.
Do I LOVE my Hubby? YES I DO.
DO I WANT TO MARRY MY HUBBY? YES I DO . Kalau Jodoh kiteorang panjang. AMIN ~
3. Did i lie to my dad about my result?
YES, I DID. because i was ashame to tell him the truth and i dont want to dissapoint him. I didnt mean to hurt his feelings. THAT IS THE TRUTH. Today he know the truth and he did not talk to me. Im so upset.
4. Have you done IT with any boy?
HELL NO! eventhough i'm a wild girl, it doesn't mean i dont know any R.E ( religion education). Im not that dumb. Eventhough, SOOO MANY GUYS have ask me to do it but NO WAY!. I have my pride and family pride to be taken care of. My DIAMOND is only for one men and that is MY HUSBAND. Thank you.
if you guys have any question to ask and wants to know the truth just leave a comment okey? THANK YOU!
Posted by wany shawney ridzuan at 9:08 PM 0 comments
White Horse + Psyco guy
Semalam, aku bergayut dengan lelaki saya Farqhan B Jeffri. Sebelum tuh kan aku badmood. BHAHAHAHA. Biaselah. Periodkan. So aku pon mengadulah dekat die and cakap2 dengan die. BFF die pulak Mohammad Amir Uzair Ismail, Memekak mekak kat belakang cakap diie merajuk. Die cakap aku marah die. HEHEHEHEHE.. Sumpah, Aku tak tahu yang lelaki kuat merajuk . Sumpah Pelik kalau lelaki merajuk, Bagi aku kan kadang2 HOWT, kadang2 GELI. HEHEHEHE.
MOHAMMAD AMIR UZAIR ISMAIL MERAJUK PICTURE
After that, Aku dengan lelaki aku pon cakap2. Yang paling kelakar die cakap aper tau.
HIM: Sayang, Malam nie i nampak bulan teranglah. Itu maknenye, Girlfriend i tengah datang bulan.
BHAHAHHA Cam sial jew. BUT HE IS DAMN SWEET. IM GLAD TO HAVE YOU EVENTHOUGH WE ARE FEW HUNDREDS KILOMETRE AWAY.
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May 12, 2011
Sometimes,Time can change us.
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May 5, 2011
Berjalan jew keje aku.
Penatnyer. hmm. Baru lepas masak, vacuum rumah dan lipat kain 2 BAKUL BESAR. haih.. Boleh kahwin dah aku niyh sebenarnye. hehe.. Nak cari laki ar. hahahahaha. Okey, semalam aku the curve. jumpa kawan mummy aku, Name die auntie tika and husband dia uncle aris. Name fuhh hensem kan . Laki die gentlemen beb. Bestnye dapat lelaki cm tuh. Lemah lembut. fuhhh..Ade jugak aku curi lelaki orang. HAHAHA. Gila ape aku nie. Auntie tuh baek tau. Die orang iban. Die cakap iban ngn aku tapi aku sik nanga(xfhm). hahahahaha. Aku asyik gelak giler babi lah sebab auntie tuh memang sporting habis. Die nak jodohkan aku ngn ank die tapi malangnyer ank die dah kahwin. Tapi die ade cakap anak buah die name fahmi kowt nak study kat UPNM, kalau nak berkenalan die boleh tolong. Aku dah blurr habis. Cam aper entah. Aku pon cakap, "Xperla auntie, muda lagi nanty bila dah rase nak kahwin shawney cari auntie okey?'' auntie jawab " okey boleh aje. Rumah auntie terbukak untuk shawney and family.". Korang taw x die tengah cari jodoh untuk kawan dieorg. Kawan dieorg tuh Lawyer, dan berbangsa Hindu. Auntie ngn uncle niyh macam HITCH pulak aku tengok. BHAHAHAHAHAHAh.
Perbualan niyh berlaku pada 4/5/2011 pukul 6 ptg. HAHAH
Okey 5/5/2011 pulak. Hari nie aku menjadi driver mummy. Hantar die pergi ker maner tah kat jalan duta lepas tuh aku pon pergilah ker The mall. Drive sorang cam orang gila aku. dahlah bawak kereta mak aku. haish. aku bilalah nak ade kereta. hehehe. so.. sampai sane aku pon duduk lah dekat starbuck. Aku park kereta kat Jockey. Yerla.. kereta mahal xboleh letak kat basement. Gila aper. Aku xtau naper lelaki satrbuck semua handsome2. JATUH CINTA GILER BABI AKU TENGOK DIE. Tapi biaselah. Laki tuh jual mahal tak nak pandang aku. OKEY FINE. XHINGINLAH WEYHHH. hahahaha. Aku pon lepak situ setengah jam then ambik mummy dari jalan duta terus pergi saloon. Lepas pergi saloon, rambut dah cantik sumerkan barulah pergi UPNM. Office mak aku jap. Haih aku pon xtaw nak buat aper, jumperlah student mak aku zul. So lepak2 lah dengan die sampai pukul 4. Lepas tuh balik dan jadi BIBIK. hahahahaha. Tuh jewlaaa. Hari nie xde mengutuk sebab penat sangat dah. Muahh sayang korang. ILOVEYOU.
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May 2, 2011
SO CUTE
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May 1, 2011
MAN U VS ARSENAL
HUH. Tengok bola ngn abg aku Ya Allah macam tengok kat stadium LIVE. die sokong Arsenal. AKu pulak sokong MAN U. DUHH. siape tak sokong Man U. Hott kowtt.. hehehhehe.. So aku duduklah kat sofa sekali GOAL. Perghhh ngirap aku . Mane taknyer. Abang aku melompat2 macam orang gila pastuh start jerit kat telinga aku . HAIH.
Lepas tuh, aku bangun dan terus pergi dapur. On the way nak pergi dapur, tetibe teringat ade cheese cake yang aunty aku bagi 2 mggu lepas. Aper lagy.aku pergilah potong. AKU MENGIDAM DOWHH. muahahahahah. Lepas potong, aku nak makan satu. SEKALI, PERGHHHHHH DAH BASI! MASAM GILER BAB CAM ANJING BETOL!. FUCK. aku pun muntah balik semua. Abang aku kat belakang dah gelak2 cam orang gila kuar dari tanjung rambutan. Bengangnyer aku. Aku pon buang kek tuh. Abang aku duduk balik depan TV dan membebel seorang2 dekat situ. Aku malaz nak layan dah so masuklah bilik. sebeb tuh aku tulis nie. hahahaha.
ARSENAL 1 MANU 0
BUAT HATI AKU PANAS JEW. huh.
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The Moments
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